Hey there,

First off, I really appreciate you guys dropping by the site to check out my work! Very awesome of you.

So here’s the deal, I’ll just type and tell you guys what I’m thinking. No buzz words, just the full truth. Cool? … Cool.

Well I can only imagine that the pressure of trying to pick a worthwhile photographer to come hang out with you guys ALL day is now starting to mount. Handing someone that level of trust is a big deal and there can be a crazy amount of us around to check out.

You also want to make sure that you have a pretty good idea that the person turning up isn’t a maniac. That their work is beautiful, consistent and truly speaks to you both as a couple. That they’re cool, calm, likeable and have 100% confidence in their shooting ability but perhaps most importantly that you can stand to be around them.

If you think there’s even the smallest chance that on the day they could be a real pain in the ass then don’t ask them along!

You don’t want this nervous nightmare “photographer” pulling up, pushing over Grandparents, tripping up the kids, eating all your canapés, trying to put your Dad in a headlock and shouting at you all to “pose better!”. Nope, that guy would suck and if he does exist then I hate him.

Well I’m not that guy.

I’m the other guy.

I’m John.

I’m a very relaxed, positive dude and you all “pose” just fine. I take a huge amount of pride in the quality of work I deliver and believe me when I say I want to make sure your images look incredible just as much as you do. If your photographs look shitty then I look shitty so that just can’t happen.

We’ll all become best buds on the day and I promise you guys will find the way I shoot easy & effortless. No stress and no horrible forced “poses” that could wake you in the night in a cold sweat. Hell no! You also won’t be getting dragged away from your friends, family and drink for hours on end so I can shoot your “New King & Queen of Instagram” cover on the peak of a snow covered mountain.

Don’t worry my new best friends, if you dig my photography then trust me, the rest is going to fit beautifully. I’ve got you now (we hug it out).

So if this sounds like your kind of vibe then give me a shout! Head over to the CONTACT FORM, shoot me a message and if I’m free on your date then damn, let’s make this happen!

All the love, John – Scotland Wedding Photographer ⚡️⚡️

ONE – I met my wife at a roller disco when we were 14 years old.

TWO – We now have 2 babies and 1 “dog” … Sam, Lily & Rox!

THREE – I wear shorts year round and like when my shins get chilly.

FOUR – As a kid, I once hitched a lift through a graveyard on the back of a sheep and it’s just as crazy as it sounds. 🐑

FIVE – I’ve been Best-Man twice.

SIX – I live in Dennistoun ‘cause all the cool cats do right?

SEVEN – I used to play in a metal band and the guys are still my closest friends to this day.

EIGHT – I DESPISE Social Media.

NINE – I don’t own trousers.

TEN – I still get butterflies in my stomach before every wedding I shoot.

ELEVEN – We lived in LA for 4 years and it kinda sucked.

TWELVE – I have a ‘Cabinet Of Curiosities’ with some crazy-cool shit inside.

THIRTEEN – I’m absolutely terrified of spiders and flying so if you’re a spider that wants to get married on a plane, don’t phone me ‘cause I probably won’t do a good job!

“Those photos are unbelievable!!! We LOVE them! ❤🤟🏻” DIANNE & KEVIN

“He was the person I was most looking forward to seeing on my wedding day… apart from my husband of course!” – EMMA

“I don’t even know what to say. I cried, I laughed, I love them so much!” HANNAH

“Nothing about John is forced – neither with him personally or his photography style.” LAURA & JASON

“THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! You are a legend!” NICK & JEN

“I found you! No weirdness intended I promise! We’ve absolutely fallen in love with your work!” KAMMILLA

“John was so easy to contact, with whatever help we needed…. He even gave advice to my wife when she was struggling to choose a wedding dress!” TIM

“Well man, you really have exceeded all expectations!” CRAIG & ASHLEY

“The end results were insane!” LAURA & JASON

“We so love them we don’t even have enough words to describe it!” NIX & CRAIG

“John has an extraordinary ability to capture a true and candid reflection of your day; the good, bad and the beautiful.” KAMMILLA & CHARLIE

“The photos are A.MAZ.ING! Need I say more?” CAROLYN & PAUL

“Well, what can I say? To say we LOVE them would be an understatement!” ARLENE & ANDY

“OUTSTANDING PHOTOGRAPHER & ALL ROUND GREAT GUY!” LOUISE & HAUKE